Funny Children Quotes

Here are some great quotes about children, parents and family. Most of them are by my favorite comedian Bill Cosby and I would love to share them with you.

• I am not the boss of you house. I don't know when I lost it. I don't know if I ever had it. But I have seen the boss's job and I do not want it.
• A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
• Gray hair is God's graffiti.
• Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home.
• My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ.
• My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own parenthood, but it didn't because parenting can be learned only by people who have no children.
• When you become senile, you won't know it.
• Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
• As I discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. Coincidentally so did my brother. My mother did not put all her eggs in one basket, so to speak: she gave me a younger brother, who taught me what was meant by "survival of the fittest."

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